I was able to go to the American College of Osteopathic Surgeons conference this past weekend in Chicago. I treated it as a mini-vacation. I love Chicago.
FRIDAY: I went to class in Des Moines all morning and walked around in downtown Chicago all evening. How cool is that? I’m getting ahead of myself though. On the plane there I experienced the single biggest jolt I have ever felt on an aircraft. Sometimes in rough air you can look around and see everyone tensed up, but with this one single jolt the entire cabin actually audibly gasped (like a startled, hushed scream). It was really windy out but I think it also must have been new pilot training day because it was not smooth sailing. I got to the airport and took the subway into town – about a forty minute trip. Then I started walking east toward the hotel. After about twenty minutes of walking I snapped a nice picture of the sunset with my cell phone. Then it hit me – sun sets in the west. I had been going the wrong direction for a long distance. I finally made it to the hotel 2.5 hours after touching down. I was exausted but set back out on foot to find a decent place where a guy can eat by himself and not feel awkward about it. I passed a grocery store on the way back to the hotel and decided to check it out so as to experience what daily living in the heart of the city was really like. I returned to the hotel with a pop and a single beer. I enjoyed the beer and then decided to walk to Millennium Park. It was late on a Friday night and people were all dressed up for Halloween – I even saw a person in an all-out mascot suit (big stuffed head included) riding a bicycle down the street. While at Millennium I was lucky enough to see a firework show coming from Navy Pier. I went home and crashed.
SATURDAY: I got up and walked to the Field Museum. It was cold, I was under-dressed (insulation-wise), and the walk was LONG. Much longer than I thought. With blistered toes and a runny nose I made it to the museum. My legs were tired but just the thought of a museum to myself gave me an energy boost. It wasn’t busy at all. I’ve always wanted to go to the Field Museum by myself, just because I don’t think anyone else is as giddy as I am about that sort of thing. When my heart was content, I did the smart thing and took the cab to the hotel. There were some other DMU students coming to town and I was ready to emerge from my solitude. While waiting for them, I walked to the bar across the street to see if I could catch the ISU game (the bar advertised 42 TVs so I figured my odds were best there, but alas, no game). I got to do another thing I’ve always wanted to do – show up at a bar alone and see if I have what it takes to make some stranger-friends. The place was packed and I sat at one of the only open stools at the bar. These really drunk people started talking to me and long-story-short it turns out they were med students from Kansas City! I assumed they were also there for the conference but this was not the case – just a really strange coincidence! I also learned that a one-bedroom apartment downtown costs $2000/month! When the economy was better it was closer to $3000! And parking spots cost nearly as much per month as my share of my apartment in Des Moines! After a good time with those guys I finally got a call from my classmates who were two hours late because a car took semi truck’s mudflap to its radiator back around Davenport. Amy, Jimmy, and I walked around downtown to find a restaurant to eat at and finally settled at a brewery. Amy was dressed as Indiana Jones (complete with hat and whip) and Jimmy was a Boeing ground crew member (complete with yellow reflective coat and ear protection, but without the glowing orange sticks to direct planes around with). I was lame and dressed as myself. We then walked FOREVER to this strange bar to meet up with other med students from around the country. We thought someone had played a joke on us – the bar was really weird (it was named The Funky Buddha) and was full of men dressed as women and whatnot. Halloween, I guess. Or the regular crowd. Who knows? Mixed drinks were $10 so I got pretty drunk on water. There were VIP tables, but no one was at them, so we took one until we got booted to the dance floor with the other med students and all the, uh, uniquely-dressed people. We took a cab home and hit the sack.
SUNDAY – my reason for being in Chicago. The conference was interesting. We went to some good talks and some boring ones, but I learned some things. Probably my favorite tidbit: a neurosurgeon in Iraq gave a talk about the military surgery hospital there. During his time in Iraq two people came in with explosive devices implanted in their bodies. Really! It’s not just happening on Grey’s Anatomy. It was a good day, but there isn’t much that can be said that makes for a good story. I walked to the train station, rode it to the airport, and flew back to Des Moines. Back to reality.


